happy meds
im giving it all up for a chance at being happy.
prescribed with Celexa today.. which increase my serotonin levels.
bye bye drugs. bye bye partying hard. alcohol limited to 3 nights a week..
the detox will be nice :)
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hahhaa this guy
messingwiththewrongmelonfarmers:
JUST GOT A TENS
OMFG IT GRINDED UP SO WELL
Before:
After:
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fucking genius. all of it.
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#thekeenone / lyrics 
Legal Drug Addict:
- “we sedate what we dont want to ask about”
- “you got them to worship the pills in their system, they don’t even question the life that they’re missing”
double pro:
didn’t fail — ((thank god for adjusted grading scales)).. pulled double Average+’s
LAST NIGHT:
pro: hookah sesh & power hour, actually make that power 20 seconds
con: got my grade for math.. and i failed by .772 of a point
pro: delicious italian dinner for my wifey’s graduation
con: wifey’s car got stolen from our carport
pro: shower sex
con:
((let’s just leave it at pro > con))
thirstay thursday
hi im fucked up again.
chugged a bunch of wine. ten+ games of bp. bong rips galore. doing swell.
p.s. LOVE my job. work at the best pizza place in town.
manager called me out on my playboy earing.. then said he had matching belly button ring. lollllll. he’s kidding, but it’s hysterical regardless. doing giddy today! :)
[(CHEERS)]
p.s. i went drunk hot tubbing yesterday and made out with a guy from greece. tight. hah. XOXXX
thank god it’s.. tuesday
i fainted again ((twice)) from smoking last night hahaha.. and i also blacked out from weed.. (or maybe c-mo, but i didnt drink enough of it to black out).. i totally forgot i had a fb conversation with my best friend, or that i made toast last night.. i woke up with milk next to my bed, dont remember getting that.. i was insanely stoned hahah. felt so good to smoke again :) its been too long.. like a week? fattest smoke party ive ever been to.. a RAGER, but for weed. baller.
and then we went to TGIF.. and i got chicken and fries. thats what’s up.
screw tacos.
here we goooo
its finally summer break :)
after barely pulling my shit together to finish off the quarter with some spiffy looking Cs (sigh), i couldnt help but feeling stressed out and wanting to go sit at the cliffs, overlook the ocean, and smoke a blunt..
one friend reminded me: Cs get degrees.
another said: it’s spring quarter, Cs are great.
so yea, i suppose! buttttt im still down to sit at the cliffs with a blunt :p
as for now, TACO TUESDAY. fuck yes.
tell a story by each saying one word at a time:
me and my best friend:
“once an apricot was fuzzy because it smelled like clovers. then the big tarantula climbed over the boat where all the stoners meditated. the plumber then cracked open a bucket of shrimp. the stoners ate tons of shrimp because they had the munchies. Mr. Marley skewered several tarantulas marrily while singing fiercely. meanwhile, over in the Holocaust, jewish fraternities were forced to run bases. others cheered adjacent to the baseball bed. the bowl piece needs weed soon. period.”
20 minutes in..
and 20 bong rips in. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh WEEEEEEED. (with the roomies and a hubby.. bllowwwingg swisshaas.)
guess what? i pimped some weed earlier tonight.. got a free eighth from a homie by picking out the buds from the scraps :) took like 2 minutes haha.. and its not going to take much longer than that to smoke it all! the other roomie’s getting home from her bartending job and then we’re smoking everrrthanngg.
dont worry. there’s SO MUCH MORE hah. winnnnnning.
420 plans: a one pound joint.
side note: never underestimate the power of the 420am plans. that 420 is just as damn good as the 420pm one.. all your friends are going to try to “claim” you that you need to be at their sesh. either invite all the sesh’s to your place and hotbox the entire house.. or pick one sesh and reschedule the other to the 420am. just saying. utilize your day. smoke away.
tomorrow is..
just another typical day for a stoner :]
except there’s going to be so many more non-stoner friends to smoke with! hahhh
<@:)
BANGKOK
decided to take another road trip today.. this time to Newport Beach with my wifey :)
post-bong rip, we hit 5-N, turned on the beatles and smooth cruised it to NB. it was a day of chocolate frozen bananas and shoe shopping :) then picked up one the hubbys and drove on back home.
next destination.. wifey and i kicked it at that hubby’s place, with homemade delicious enchiladas and a brand new refurbished $700 bong.. :) oh yes. another amigo brings over a pound of weed.. so purple it looked black. —— a bottle of wine, 12 pack of coors, three joints and four bowls later.. you could say we were intoxifaded.
ahhhyeaa. :p
i’m almost so stoned that i forgot i destroyed myself last night by being so hammered. hah. yea, note to self: seagram sweet tea handle pulls.. are misleading. delicious, but misleading. you can actually get quite trashed. i got into a fight with the woods (& the woods won).. and now my legs are cut up so badly.. as if i got attacked by ten cats. its sort of a nightmare. hah. (see for yourself).
overall, i had an amazing night last night and snuggled in bed with one of my other hubbies after going on drunk adventures to subways and carls jr just to find whoever would sell us the breakfast menu :] our discovery: fuck subway
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